Today we found out some interesting--and potentially disturbing--news. It seems that although I'm only 36 weeks along, Jack's head is the size of 39 weeks. In addition, he is estimated to be 6 lbs and 10 ozs right now (for what that's worth). So, the doc is thinking that I'm going to have to go early, either by c-section or induction. I'm voting for the second.
On the way home from the doc, I couldn't help think of the scene from So I Married an Axe Murderer:
"Look at the size of that boy's heed."
"Shh!"
"I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick."
"Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex."
"Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.....I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."
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